Tuesday, February 28, 2006

Skinny Nic still gets my old fellas attention.

A lot of people are very concerned about Nicole Richie. Nicole seems to be getting thinner and thinner every time a camera shutters. Mind you there seems to be hundreds of celebs who are famous for little more that the size of their inheritance, the size of their fake plastic tits as well as the vapid crap they expound from their botoxed lips, that has nothing to do with their incredibly pea-sized brains. None have established their celebrity as big as Ms Richie, the daughter of some forgotten famous singers, who makes headlines simply eating in public.

For weeks, the the gossip rags have featured pictures after picture of Nicole and Paris Hilton's on-off pal and co-star of The Simple Life, gobbling hamburgers, scarfing sausages and mash and slurping ice-creams, in a manner suggesting someone is standing over her with a loaded gun or, as it is in these rare scenes of celebrity gluttony, a camera. Maybe she is just worried about the world running out of food and she wants her share, NOW!

Tabloid editors seem concerned with celebs who let themselve go down the path of undernourishment as their tits and arses shrivel to miniscule mounds, as well as "rotting teeth, anaemia, depression, heart disease, pancreatitis and hepatitis".

Remember Nicole, gluttony is one of the seven deadly sins. If it takes a camera poised over your head to get you to eat and remain looking hot, I'll volenteer myself to take a few snaps.

It's lovely and nice that tabloid editors show such concern, even if it is only to sell more magazines, but turn back the clock of time when New Woman printing a expose on "fat and depressed" Jessica Simpson who turned to comfort food after splitting up with husband Nick Lachey.

Jess was shown in photos with her ribcage poking against her skin last year.then recently, posting a new photo with her wearing a loose t-shirt, munching on a chocolate bar and looking far from emaciated.

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My impression of Helena as a child

Having the piss taken out of you…

Here’s the thing, when you have to go, you just have to go, and if you happen to be a woman trapped in a man’s body, you should feel free to use either male or female toilets to relieve yourself.

But, if you are a person currently in transition from man to woman you had better not try to use the female conveniences in New Yorks Grand Central Terminal.

70-year old Helena Stone claims a male transit police officer caught her trying to use the female facility and arrested her. In fact, Helena has been arrested three times in the last six month for using the woman’s restroom, the last time the arresting officer saying, “If I ever see you in the women's bathroom, I'm going to arrest you." He also called her “a freak, a weirdo and the ugliest woman in the world!”

These are pretty savage comments made to a person undergoing a major change of life. The Transit Police Department has apologised to Helena for the officer’s behaviour stating it should never happen again. Posted by Picasa

If you're looking for somewhere different to visit why not consider the Northern Territory of Australia. You will find some of the greatest guided fishing safari's in the world.

These professionals will take you to remote areas either by boat, light aircraft, or helicopter and help you locate and catch Australia's elusive Barramundi. You can also try you luck at potting our succulint mud crabs.

Included with this short article are a few pictures of the area in and around Darwin, capital of the NT, where life is considered laid-back. In the coming weeks I will post more pictures of this picturesque area of Australia.

There are two seasons, wet and dry, both spectacular. During the dry a barbie on the weekend with friends and cold beers is the usual. Our temperature ranges from mild to very warm as we are located just south of the equator.

If you would like more information please go to http://www.nttc.com.au

Another good place to look for information and great links including fishing, touring and accommodation is www.darwinairportresort.com.au

Water buffalo, wild camel, donkey, emu, wallabies, wild boar and crocodiles are just some of the common sights around the Top End. Kakadu and Litchfield National Parks are just two of the outer areas to visit, either self-drive or relax in the air-conditioned comfort of a coach (bus).

So if you are looking to holiday (vacation) someplace a little off the worlds beaten track, the Northern Territory of Australia is certainly the place to go. The locals are very friendly and will guide you in the right direction about a wide variety of different things to do in and around the Top End.

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Bruce Willis would love to call this little lady "Girlfriend", but Petra Nemcova just may have other ideas. Posted by Picasa

New Iraqi Saint…

In recent combat operations in the Iraqi northern city of Tall Afar, 26-year old Captain Sarah Piro, of El Dorado Hills, California, has quietly sleuthed out targets, laid down suppressive fire for the men and women under fire and chased insurgent guerrillas through the narrow alleys of this medieval city, all the while manoeuvring around to avoid being shot out of the sky.

One recent incident saw Captain Piro limping her bullet-riddled helicopter back to her base where she struck another aircraft during landing but managed to return to the fighting 10 minutes later.

Get this! Wonder Woman’s 19-year old co-pilot, Chief Warrant Officer Todd Buckhouse, a 19-year Army veteran (a little young to be a veteran, don’t you think?), who has worked with Piro on two tours with the 3rd Armored Cavalry Regiment in Iraq said, “It is no wonder they have dubbed her Saint Piro! She is just that good.”

Maj. Chris Kennedy, executive officer of the regiment which is returning home this month said, "There was no one I wanted to hear more on a raid than her. She's a spectacular Army aviator."
Female helicopter pilots like Piro are demonstrating their valour in Iraq in one of the few direct combative roles women are officially allowed to undertake in the military. Their missions often put them at risk of being hit by enemy machine-gun fire and rockets, and require them to shoot back. Piro's unit Outlaw Troop lost three of its eight Kiowas after insurgents shot them down. According to Army officers in the area, four or five others were hit by enemy fire.

Not everyone who flies Kiowa Helicopters is so lucky. On Piro's first tour in Iraq, her wingman hit a wire and crashed into the Euphrates River. She and Buckhouse made an emergency landing and jumped into the water to try to save the two aviators, but they had already perished.

And the Defence Department and Pentagon say women are wooses.

This will give you the shits…

A new weight-loss drug already available in America without a prescription, can cause anti-social side-effects, such as flatulence, bloating, diarrhoea and involuntary incontinence, is currently being marketed directly to Australian consumers following a decision by the Australian Federal Government's drugs and poisons committee.

As the new drug from Roche Pharmaceuticals, Xenical prevents the body from absorbing fat. Health professionals are concerned teenagers and others in the community may see this drug as a quick-fix solution to being overweight or obese, and not even consider lifestyle and diet.
The drug was previously advertised without a name, stating that if you were concerned about you weight, consult you chemist.

Believe me, the last thing you want to do is look in the toilet before flushing if you are on the drug.

Fashion Muslim style...

“Wheatbag” Johnny claims he has not plans to ban Muslim women from wearing full traditional garb, despite saying most Australians find the head-to-toe costume confronting. The experience in France, where schoolchildren are banned from wearing overtly religious clothes and symbols, shows how difficult it is to legislate against clothing.

The prime minister's hand-picked Muslim advisory committee is meeting in Canberra today and tomorrow, amid an ongoing controversy over government comments about Muslim extremism.

By the way, wheat is back on the Iraqi menu after high level government ministerial meetings between Australia and Iraqi officials, just as long as the Australian Wheat Board has nothing to do with the shipments. How would you like to have shares in the publicly listed AWB.

OUCH!

Monday, February 27, 2006

Darwin Airport Resort, truly a world apart from accommodation houses in the Northern Territory of Australia. Beautifully appointed rooms, professional hospitality staff and water features make this resort one of the most sought after addresses in Darwin. Information on this beautiful property is available at http://www.darwinairportresort.com.au
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Looking at Lindsay’s girly bits, seems everyone else is…….

It has been said that 19 year old Lindsay Lohan’s vagina is like a wild ride on a Hollywoods rollercoaster, , almost everyone has had a ride. Currently dating Olympic gold medallist Shaun White, Lindsay has been linked to Jared Leto, Benecia Del Toro, Ryan Adams and Leonardo DiCaprio, Colin Farrell, Joaquin Phoenix, Jude Law, Wilmer Valderrama as well as a host of others in the last two months. She allegedly had a tryst in the back seat of a SUV with Match Point star Johnathan Rhys Meyers.

Does this little lady sound like she is man-hungry and just constantly on heat or is copping a beating because she has so many male friends. Rumour has it men aren’t the only item on her menu, she is known to like the taste of women too.

Ms Lohan is certainly tabloid fodder having recently been spotted pole dancing in Florida strip clubs, walking around Miami in her underwear and playing kissy-kissy at Bungalow 8, a premier New York nightclub.

One of my favourite blogs http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com wrote “For those of you who don't know who Shaun White is, he looks like the little sister of the red-headed kid from Harry Potter with an acne problem. This is all the proof you need to know that the government will soon assemble a team of scientists and mercenaries to locate and destroy Lindsay before she manages to find a mate and breed.“

The site also wrote, “It's taking all comers (apparently so is Lindsay). So when the robots come for her please realize that although she may be gone, the threat is still there.”

It is alleged Lindsay Lohan is one of the best rides in tinsel town.
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Saturday, February 25, 2006

You go girlfriend…

Two thirds of registered American voters don’t want Hillary Rodham in the White House, probably because they are prejudiced chauvinistic rednecks.

I have some bad news for you if you aren't a Clinton fan. Hillary will not only run for President, and I will predict this here and now, Hillary will become the 44th President of the United States. If you would like to know why I think this will happen go to http://www.hillary.org and you will find a large number of American voters registering their support on her web site.

It would seem the Clinton’s have hired two very loud, professional masterminds to run her campaign. James Carville (Ragin’ Cajun) from Louisiana and Paul Begala, the two men credited with pulling Bill from the brink of obscurity have been retained to help Hillary get her finances together, as she only has (so far) almost $10 U.S. million, which is in her Senatorial account (according to campaign finance laws, any money she has left in the bank from her New York Senate campaign can be used for a presidential run.)

One would have to say Hillary is “out-and-out favourite” for the 2008 Democratic nomination with one poll suggesting she has actually gained a few points from a Republican bid to paint her as angry and irrational. (see previous blog)

For Hillary to win the race all she has to do, seemingly, is to remind the majority of the (ignorance is bliss!) American voters, ‘It’s all about the economy!’

It looks like Mrs. Clinton will be up against (internationally unknown) John Spencer (“Who?” most voters ask!)

Of course, a man with a lot of experience will also be behind Hillary’s bid for the big chair in the big office, Billy-boy.


Not bloody here yet but hopefully, bloody well coming…

The theme of the latest $180 Aust. million campaign for the Australian Tourism Commission is, “Where the bloody hell are you?” As the advertisement indicates, it would seem we have the sharks out of the pool, the camel has been shampooed, the roos have been chased off the golf course and a bloody cold beer has been poured for you. All you have to do is show up and drink it!

Of course you might have guessed that a very pretty woman in a bikini coming out of crystal clear water and walking on snow white sand, stating she has saved a place on the beach for me, is my favourite part of the ad.

As Australia is undoubtedly the friendliest country in the world, why not advertise that fact? Years ago we had Paul Hogan smiling into the camera and claiming he would throw “an extra shrimp on the barbie” for you.

Of course the Christians of this country are up in arms for the campaign using a very mild swear word. “Bloody” was first used in the United Kingdom and was considered vulgar by their conservative society. Since Australia was founded by convicts from the UK, the word travelled half-way around the world with them. Now “bloody” is considered an Australian colloquialism and is widely used across Aussie society in our everyday language.

Even “Wheatbag” Johnny bloody well stated the word “bloody” should not be considered offensive.

Bloody well right!


A real Ed-ache…

Now didn’t I predict “OLD” Bert Newton wouldn’t last in his debut role as host of game show Family Feud? It seems Bert is still on-air only through the generosity of Eddie McGuire, plus the fact there isn’t a suitable (rateable) program waiting in the wings. So, with no suitable alternative it looks as though, even though Bert has been cancelled, he will remain a headache on our televisions for at least the next couple of weeks.

Last week Bert only pulled 678,000 viewers in mainland capitals. At the end of his second week he was pulling an audience of (approx.) 431,000 nightly, exactly half the viewers tuned into 7’s Deal or No Deal, the game show Bert was hired to destroy.

Nine has a lot more troubles than Bert; their entire line-up is unappealing to the viewing audience. Once such stuff up was 9 letting go of the compelling US drama series West Wing. Nine gave it up, reportedly, because the network couldn’t schedule a reliable time slot and kept moving it around, confusing viewers.

Picked up by the Australian Broadcasting Company, the hour and a half program debuted with a variable 501,000 viewing audience, a very good result for ABC as the program was on quite late.

From Monday to Thursday, the results showed Channel 7 had 19 programs in the top five viewed programs, where Channel 10 won two time slots so far this week and Channel 9 only having 4 programs near the top for the last four weekdays.

My predictions for Monday night viewingis; Desperate Housewives will have more than 1.5 million viewers followed closely by the first episode in the new series of Commander In Chief. Later in the week Lost will be the most viewed program of the week.

Nine must get rid of the ugly fat bird with the really unappealing dull sense of humour, Magda’s Funny Bits. Last week I struggled to give her program the first twenty-minutes, and then I rinsed my mouth out with soap and switched channels.

Eddie, it is time! Get out your broom and sweep out the rubbish.


What a Downer...

Australian Foreign Minister Alexander Downer (and believe me, he is a downer) on his upcoming visit to Indonesia is expected to press Indonesia's chief foreign spokesman Yuri Thamrin, about the 43 Papuan asylum seekers currently residing on Christmas Island.
The Papuans, who included pro-independence activists and their families, arrived in northern Australia last month after a five-day voyage in an outrigger canoe.

Yuri Thamrin said these Papuans would be welcomed to return to Indonesia. He wants us to believe the Indonesian government is open and fair; to consider sympathetically, the plight of the asylum seekers, and that upon return they will not be persecuted. And they probably won’t, just lined-up against a wall and shot!

The main reason for Alex’s visit to Indonesia is to appeal the death sentences of two of the Bali 9 and work towards closer co-operation regarding terrorism.


Skyrocketing oil prices getting the fuel they need...

With the attack the other day on the largest refinery in Saudi Arabia by al-Qaeda taking oil prices to their highest levels yet, even though no damage was done to the establishment, I cannot understand how oil prices are determined and why the public hasn’t back lashed at bowser prices.

How much more can the world economy endure. Enough is enough!! How much money does the OPEC want. What will happen when they have it all? One can only buy so many aeroplanes, so many vehicles, build so many palaces. All this Arab wealth and they don’t give a damn about the way you struggle to live.


Don't you just love a man in uniform…


Someone does! A vivid pornagraphic video has surfaced on a website showing several paratroopers engaging in sexual acts, with each other. Members of the US Army’s 82nd Airborne Division have charge 7 soldiers with homosexual acts. Three of the soldiers face court-martial charges of sodomy, pandering and engaging in sex acts for money. Four other soldiers, whose names were not released, received non-judicial punishments and told to go gargle.

The army has recommended that all be discharged. Personally I think they have all had one to many discharges.

A spokesman for the division said on Friday the charges are a result of that investigation.
Big tough (very good looking) 82nd Airborne spokesman Major Thomas Earnhardt said this appears to be an isolated incident.

Hey dude, show us your weapon!

Bedeet, bedeet, that's all folks...!

You go girlfriend…

Two thirds of registered American voters don’t want Hillary Rodham in the White House, probably because they are prejudiced chauvinistic rednecks.

I have some bad news for you if you aren't a Clinton fan. Hillary will not only run for President, and I will predict this here and now, Hillary will become the 44th President of the United States. If you would like to know why I think this will happen go to http://www.hillary.org and you will find a large number of American voters registering their support on her web site.

It would seem the Clinton’s have hired two very loud, professional masterminds to run her campaign. James Carville (Ragin’ Cajun) from Louisiana and Paul Begala, the two men credited with pulling Bill from the brink of obscurity have been retained to help Hillary get her finances together, as she only has (so far) almost $10 U.S. million, which is in her Senatorial account (according to campaign finance laws, any money she has left in the bank from her New York Senate campaign can be used for a presidential run.)

One would have to say Hillary is “out-and-out favourite” for the 2008 Democratic nomination with one poll suggesting she has actually gained a few points from a Republican bid to paint her as angry and irrational. (see previous blog)

For Hillary to win the race all she has to do, seemingly, is to remind the majority of the (ignorance is bliss!) American voters, ‘It’s all about the economy!’

It looks like Mrs. Clinton will be up against (internationally unknown) John Spencer (“Who?” most voters ask!)

Of course, a man with a lot of experience will also be behind Hillary’s bid for the big chair in the big office, Billy-boy.


Not bloody here yet but hopefully, bloody well coming…

The theme of the latest $180 Aust. million campaign for the Australian Tourism Commission is, “Where the bloody hell are you?” As the advertisement indicates, it would seem we have the sharks out of the pool, the camel has been shampooed, the roos have been chased off the golf course and a bloody cold beer has been poured for you. All you have to do is show up and drink it!

Of course you might have guessed that a very pretty woman in a bikini coming out of crystal clear water and walking on snow white sand, stating she has saved a place on the beach for me, is my favourite part of the ad.

As Australia is undoubtedly the friendliest country in the world, why not advertise that fact? Years ago we had Paul Hogan smiling into the camera and claiming he would throw “an extra shrimp on the barbie” for you.

Of course the Christians of this country are up in arms for the campaign using a very mild swear word. “Bloody” was first used in the United Kingdom and was considered vulgar by their conservative society. Since Australia was founded by convicts from the UK, the word travelled half-way around the world with them. Now “bloody” is considered an Australian colloquialism and is widely used across Aussie society in our everyday language.

Even “Wheatbag” Johnny bloody well stated the word “bloody” should not be considered offensive.

Bloody well right!


A real Ed-ache…

Now didn’t I predict “OLD” Bert Newton wouldn’t last in his debut role as host of game show Family Feud? It seems Bert is still on-air only through the generosity of Eddie McGuire, plus the fact there isn’t a suitable (rateable) program waiting in the wings. So, with no suitable alternative it looks as though, even though Bert has been cancelled, he will remain a headache on our televisions for at least the next couple of weeks.

Last week Bert only pulled 678,000 viewers in mainland capitals. At the end of his second week he was pulling an audience of (approx.) 431,000 nightly, exactly half the viewers tuned into 7’s Deal or No Deal, the game show Bert was hired to destroy.

Nine has a lot more troubles than Bert; their entire line-up is unappealing to the viewing audience. Once such stuff up was 9 letting go of the compelling US drama series West Wing. Nine gave it up, reportedly, because the network couldn’t schedule a reliable time slot and kept moving it around, confusing viewers.

Picked up by the Australian Broadcasting Company, the hour and a half program debuted with a variable 501,000 viewing audience, a very good result for ABC as the program was on quite late.

From Monday to Thursday, the results showed Channel 7 had 19 programs in the top five viewed programs, where Channel 10 won two time slots so far this week and Channel 9 only having 4 programs near the top for the last four weekdays.

My predictions for Monday night viewingis; Desperate Housewives will have more than 1.5 million viewers followed closely by the first episode in the new series of Commander In Chief. Later in the week Lost will be the most viewed program of the week.

Nine must get rid of the ugly fat bird with the really unappealing dull sense of humour, Magda’s Funny Bits. Last week I struggled to give her program the first twenty-minutes, and then I rinsed my mouth out with soap and switched channels.

Eddie, it is time! Get out your broom and sweep out the rubbish.


What a Downer...

Australian Foreign Minister Alexander Downer (and believe me, he is a downer) on his upcoming visit to Indonesia is expected to press Indonesia's chief foreign spokesman Yuri Thamrin, about the 43 Papuan asylum seekers currently residing on Christmas Island.
The Papuans, who included pro-independence activists and their families, arrived in northern Australia last month after a five-day voyage in an outrigger canoe.

Yuri Thamrin said these Papuans would be welcomed to return to Indonesia. He wants us to believe the Indonesian government is open and fair; to consider sympathetically, the plight of the asylum seekers, and that upon return they will not be persecuted. And they probably won’t, just lined-up against a wall and shot!

The main reason for Alex’s visit to Indonesia is to appeal the death sentences of two of the Bali 9 and work towards closer co-operation regarding terrorism.


Skyrocketing oil prices getting the fuel they need...

With the attack the other day on the largest refinery in Saudi Arabia by al-Qaeda taking oil prices to their highest levels yet, even though no damage was done to the establishment, I cannot understand how oil prices are determined and why the public hasn’t back lashed at bowser prices.

How much more can the world economy endure. Enough is enough!! How much money does the OPEC want. What will happen when they have it all? One can only buy so many aeroplanes, so many vehicles, build so many palaces. All this Arab wealth and they don’t give a damn about the way you struggle to live.


Don't you just love a man in uniform…


Someone does! A vivid pornagraphic video has surfaced on a website showing several paratroopers engaging in sexual acts, with each other. Members of the US Army’s 82nd Airborne Division have charge 7 soldiers with homosexual acts. Three of the soldiers face court-martial charges of sodomy, pandering and engaging in sex acts for money. Four other soldiers, whose names were not released, received non-judicial punishments and told to go gargle.

The army has recommended that all be discharged. Personally I think they have all had one to many discharges.

A spokesman for the division said on Friday the charges are a result of that investigation.
Big tough (very good looking) 82nd Airborne spokesman Major Thomas Earnhardt said this appears to be an isolated incident.

Hey dude, show us your weapon!

bedeet, bedeet, that's all folks!

You go girlfriend…

Two thirds of registered American voters don’t want Hillary Rodham in the White House, probably because they are prejudiced chauvinistic rednecks.

I have some bad news for you if you aren't a Clinton fan. Hillary will not only run for President, and I will predict this here and now, Hillary will become the 44th President of the United States. If you would like to know why I think this will happen go to http://www.hillary.org and you will find a large number of American voters registering their support on her web site.

It would seem the Clinton’s have hired two very loud, professional masterminds to run her campaign. James Carville (Ragin’ Cajun) from Louisiana and Paul Begala, the two men credited with pulling Bill from the brink of obscurity have been retained to help Hillary get her finances together, as she only has (so far) almost $10 U.S. million, which is in her Senatorial account (according to campaign finance laws, any money she has left in the bank from her New York Senate campaign can be used for a presidential run.)

One would have to say Hillary is “out-and-out favourite” for the 2008 Democratic nomination with one poll suggesting she has actually gained a few points from a Republican bid to paint her as angry and irrational. (see previous blog)

For Hillary to win the race all she has to do, seemingly, is to remind the majority of the (ignorance is bliss!) American voters, ‘It’s all about the economy!’

It looks like Mrs. Clinton will be up against (internationally unknown) John Spencer (“Who?” most voters ask!)

Of course, a man with a lot of experience will also be behind Hillary’s bid for the big chair in the big office, Billy-boy.


Not bloody here yet but hopefully, bloody well coming…

The theme of the latest $180 Aust. million campaign for the Australian Tourism Commission is, “Where the bloody hell are you?” As the advertisement indicates, it would seem we have the sharks out of the pool, the camel has been shampooed, the roos have been chased off the golf course and a bloody cold beer has been poured for you. All you have to do is show up and drink it!

Of course you might have guessed that a very pretty woman in a bikini coming out of crystal clear water and walking on snow white sand, stating she has saved a place on the beach for me, is my favourite part of the ad.

As Australia is undoubtedly the friendliest country in the world, why not advertise that fact? Years ago we had Paul Hogan smiling into the camera and claiming he would throw “an extra shrimp on the barbie” for you.

Of course the Christians of this country are up in arms for the campaign using a very mild swear word. “Bloody” was first used in the United Kingdom and was considered vulgar by their conservative society. Since Australia was founded by convicts from the UK, the word travelled half-way around the world with them. Now “bloody” is considered an Australian colloquialism and is widely used across Aussie society in our everyday language.

Even “Wheatbag” Johnny bloody well stated the word “bloody” should not be considered offensive.

Bloody well right!


A real Ed-ache…

Now didn’t I predict “OLD” Bert Newton wouldn’t last in his debut role as host of game show Family Feud? It seems Bert is still on-air only through the generosity of Eddie McGuire, plus the fact there isn’t a suitable (rateable) program waiting in the wings. So, with no suitable alternative it looks as though, even though Bert has been cancelled, he will remain a headache on our televisions for at least the next couple of weeks.

Last week Bert only pulled 678,000 viewers in mainland capitals. At the end of his second week he was pulling an audience of (approx.) 431,000 nightly, exactly half the viewers tuned into 7’s Deal or No Deal, the game show Bert was hired to destroy.

Nine has a lot more troubles than Bert; their entire line-up is unappealing to the viewing audience. Once such stuff up was 9 letting go of the compelling US drama series West Wing. Nine gave it up, reportedly, because the network couldn’t schedule a reliable time slot and kept moving it around, confusing viewers.

Picked up by the Australian Broadcasting Company, the hour and a half program debuted with a variable 501,000 viewing audience, a very good result for ABC as the program was on quite late.

From Monday to Thursday, the results showed Channel 7 had 19 programs in the top five viewed programs, where Channel 10 won two time slots so far this week and Channel 9 only having 4 programs near the top for the last four weekdays.

My predictions for Monday night viewingis; Desperate Housewives will have more than 1.5 million viewers followed closely by the first episode in the new series of Commander In Chief. Later in the week Lost will be the most viewed program of the week.

Nine must get rid of the ugly fat bird with the really unappealing dull sense of humour, Magda’s Funny Bits. Last week I struggled to give her program the first twenty-minutes, and then I rinsed my mouth out with soap and switched channels.

Eddie, it is time! Get out your broom and sweep out the rubbish.


What a Downer...

Australian Foreign Minister Alexander Downer (and believe me, he is a downer) on his upcoming visit to Indonesia is expected to press Indonesia's chief foreign spokesman Yuri Thamrin, about the 43 Papuan asylum seekers currently residing on Christmas Island.
The Papuans, who included pro-independence activists and their families, arrived in northern Australia last month after a five-day voyage in an outrigger canoe.

Yuri Thamrin said these Papuans would be welcomed to return to Indonesia. He wants us to believe the Indonesian government is openand fair; to consider sympathetically, the plight of the asylum seekers, and that upon return they will not be persecuted. And they probably won’t, just lined-up against a wall and shot!

The main reason for Alex’s visit to Indonesia is to appeal the death sentences of two of the Bali 9 and work towards closer co-operation regarding terrorism.


Skyrocketing oil prices getting the fuel they need...

With the attack the other day on the largest refinery in Saudi Arabia by al-Qaeda taking oil prices to their highest levels yet, even though no damage was done to the establishment, I cannot understand how oil prices are determined and why the public hasn’t back lashed at bowser prices.

How much more can the world economy endure. Enough is enough!! How much money does the OPEC want. What will happen when they have it all? One can only buy so many aeroplanes, so many vehicles, build so many palaces. All this Arab wealth and they don’t give a damn about the way you struggle to live.


Don't you just love a man in uniform…


Someone does! A vivid pornagraphic video has surfaced on a website showing several paratroopers engaging in sexual acts, with each other. Members of the US Army’s 82nd Airborne Division have charge 7 soldiers with homosexual acts. Three of the soldiers face court-martial charges of sodomy, pandering and engaging in sex acts for money. Four other soldiers, whose names were not released, received non-judicial punishments and told to go gargle.

The army has recommended that all be discharged. Personally I think they have all had one to many discharges.

A spokesman for the division said on Friday the charges are a result of that investigation.
Big tough (very good looking) 82nd Airborne spokesman Major Thomas Earnhardt said this appears to be an isolated incident.

Hey dude, show us your weapon!

Thursday, February 23, 2006

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I have posted the above picture of Evangaline Lilly (Lost) just because I wanted to. I think she is gorgeous looking woman with vixen qualities.

Why try to fix something that isn’t broken…

Usually politicians tread very carefully so they don’t offend voters. Here in Australia you’ve got to love our politicians for calling it the way they see it. Believe me when I say it is about bloody time Australian politicians fell in line with my way of thinking.

In my blog the other day I wrote about a situation in the UK and stated that if newly arrived immigrants (from any country) didn’t like their new way of life, they should go back where they came from. Why try to change something that doesn’t need changing, or fix something that isn’t broken!

The Federal Treasurer of Australia (and hopeful of one day becoming Australia’s Prime Minister), Peter Costello, in a hard-hitting speech last evening to the Sydney Institute, lashed out at "mushy misguided multiculturalism," warning that Australian values are "not optional", that migrants who do not share them should be stripped of their citizenship and put on a plane out of the country.

In his strongest comments on this issue yet, Coshy went on to say migrants should be forced to honour their pledge of allegiance to Australia and anyone refusing to acknowledge the “rule of law, stabs at the heart of the Australian compact.”

"Those who are outside this compact threaten the rights and liberties of others. They should be refused citizenship if they apply for it. Where they have it they should be stripped of it if they are dual citizens and have some other country that recognises them as citizens."

Singling out the Muslim community, Coshy said the citizenship pledge should be "a big flashing warning sign" to those wanting to live under sharia law.

Throwing a little more kindling on the fire Coshy went on to say, "Before entering a mosque visitors are asked to take off their shoes. This is a sign of respect. If you have a strong objection to walking in your socks (then) don't enter the mosque." He went on to say, "Before becoming an Australian you will be asked to subscribe to certain values. If you have strong objection to those values don't come to Australia."

Pete added his personal feelings that people will not respect citizenship that explains itself on the basis of "mushy multiculturalism".

Pete is only following his fearless leader, Prime Minister “Wheatbag” Johnny’s claim earlier in the week that a fragment of the Islamic community is "utterly antagonistic to our kind of society". Last week Liberal backbencher Danna Vale said that Australia could become a Muslim nation within 50 years because "we are aborting ourselves almost out of existence. We are more likely to engender respect by emphasising the expectation and the obligations that the great privilege of citizenship brings."

After attending an Australia Day Citizenship ceremony at Stonnington Town Hall, in his electorate of Higgins, Coshy said after listening to a fellow MP who stated, “becoming an Australian did not mean giving up one's culture or language or religion, and it certainly did not mean giving up the love of their country of birth. Coshy also noted, "The longer he went on about how important it was not to give up anything to become an Australian, the more it seemed to me that, in his view, becoming an Australian didn't seem to mean very much at all, other than getting a new passport." I still cannot believe I now have the two most important politicians in Australia supporting my point of view.

My interpretation of this speech is, if you don’t like where you are then f…off.


Up for crucifixion…

Silly Silvio seems to have forgotten the last man who called himself the Messiah was hung from a cross.

At a dinner party for his supporters, Italian Prime Minister Silvio Belusconi has stated, quite unequivocally and unreservedly, "I am the Jesus Christ of politics! I am a patient victim. I put up with everyone. I sacrifice myself for everyone!"

It is comments like these that would prompt immediate reaction and open scorn of his political opponents, even raise eyebrows of his coalition partners. On Friday, Silly Silvio compared himself to Napoleon, saying only the French emperor had done more for his country. Next week’s comparison is Ghandi, followed by Kermit the Frog.

Romano Prodi, Silly Silvio’s main contender at the next election, had better get a move on and get someone he can compare himself to if he hopes to defeat Berlusconi in the April 9-10 general elections.


Of course you realise, size really does matter...

Although mobile phones are getting smaller and smaller and more technologically advanced with lots more added gizmos, I want you to imagine sitting for three hours watching King Kong on a very small screen with 5th rate sound.

Why telecommunication providers think everyone wants movies, film clips, television broadcasts, delivered to our miniscule (in comparison) hand held sets, when you can have surround sound blasting out of your home entertainment system, watching a big-screen television, sitting back, relaxing, enjoying your favourite brew, is beyond my reasoning.

Even though our portable phones are equipped with cameras, photographic results are usually sub-standard and when enlarged look washed out and grainy. (Great if you are taking a picture of an ugly person.)

To many users a mobile phone is just that, a mobile technologically advanced way of communicating, either through speech or text. Manufacturers have included other available electronically transfer function’s on most phones, but here in Australia, using these added functions can be very expensive.

In the Land of Oz, the mobile public is quickly taking over fixed line subscriptions to home and business. Of course ADSL is also making its mark on fixed line rentals as there is no need to have more than one line for computers and telephones.

With over 50% of Americans using mobile phones as their main form of communication Australia is lagging behind at a little over 24% but looking to gain on the U.S. figures in the next ten years.

Australian telecommunication providers need to stop being so greed and make using mobile phones more afforable.

Thinking back twenty years, how did we exist without owning a mobile phone?


And the Morales to this story is...

Michael Morales, convicted rapist-murderer, was a little more than pleased when his scheduled execution at San Quentin Prison was postponed at the last hour. He was sitting in his cell with his attorney David Senior when news of the postponement came through, capping a dramatic legal battle against the use of the drugs used in executions.

Prison officials couldn’t fine a doctor or anaesthesiologist that would take a hand in killing a perfectly healthy human being. The doctors felt the procedures that were determined by the court, was forcing them into the role of executioner, in direct violation of their medical ethics.
This dramatic event means Morales execution will, more than likely, be put off until early May while a federal court in San Jose conducts a formal evidentiary hearing on the constitutionality of the state's execution procedures. Although the U.S. Supreme Court has never found any method of execution unconstitutional, a few experts have stated the controversy will probably prompt a re-examination of how executions are conducted not only in California but also across America.

A spokesman for the Warden of San Quentin Penitentiary said he was not certain of how being involved in an execution presents itself to an individual who would potentially be putting their license in jeopardy.

I think the Warden should possibly look for another, smarter, spokesperson.


More port George W?

George W certainly wants nothing to do with Arabs running major ports in his country. His is even willing to go against his own party’s vote and veto anything that comes across his executive desk that would allow a state-owned (United Arab Emirates) Arab company from operating and managing ports in New York; Newark, New Jersey; Philadelphia, Pennsylvania; Baltimore, Maryland; Miami, Florida; and New Orleans, Louisiana; the six largest seaport in the United States.

George W caused a furore by being blunt, stating there would be severe national security concerns if Arabs were allowed to run port facilities, no matter what (Arab) country it was from. (The business in question is Dubai Ports World, a business owned by the United Arab Emirates.)

The president was noncommittal when asked if he would agree to let administration officials brief Congress on the proposed agreement, also saying the Arab company's record was "clear for everybody to see."

In his Texan drawl George W told reporters, “Lawmakers ought to listen to what I have to say about this, they ought to look at the facts and understand the consequences of what they're going to do. But if they pass a law, I'll deal with it, with a veto."

Now here is a leader with an open mind!


Naughty bits for all too see…

US District Court Judge Howard Matz judge said that based on evidence submitted at a preliminary injunction hearing, Google could not be held responsible when viewers click on the images and are directed to third-party sites that contain full-size nude images, allegedly stolen from website Perfect 10's, but the image search service run by Google does infringe on the copyrights of the adult entertainment company by displaying small versions of its images in search results.

On 17 February Judge Matz ordered both sides in the case to draft a narrow preliminary injunction that would respect Perfect 10's copyrights but not curtail Google's broader right to catalogue and display images found on the internet.

A trial in the case has not been scheduled. Google said it would appeal any injunction ordered by the court.


Don’t put in on the net if you don’t want it to be seen…

You would think if anyone should know better, Microsoft, the world's largest software maker, would.

According to the Microsoft, Windows much anticipated new operating system Microsoft Vista, information was prematurely posted on one of their websites. Information disclosed a plan to release eight different editions of the new operating system on a company help page that was under development. Microsoft has since taken down the website and declined to confirm or deny the information, saying it will offer more details about the MicrosoftVista launch, targeted for sometime in the second half of 2006.

A five-year intermission between the upcoming Microsoft Vista launch and the current Windows XP marks the longest-ever break between upgrades for Microsoft's flagship product and the company's largest cash cow.

According to the brief website posting Microsoft plans to offer six primary editions of Microsoft Vista and an additional two variations for Europe that do not include Microsoft Windows Media Player. This helps Microsoft to comply with the European Union's past anti-trust rulings.

Included in those listed offerings was Microsoft Windows Starter 2007, a stripped-down version for emerging markets to offer an alternative for pirated software. There was also a basic and premium edition for the home as well as versions for both businesses and large corporations, according to the reports.

The website also listed a high-end product named Windows Vista Ultimate that targets gamers and heavy multimedia users, reports said.

Microsoft itself has not made any official statements about the different versions of Windows Vista it plans to offer.


Thanks for being with me today. My direct contact is albert.leslie@gmail.com
Don't forget to click on my advertisements so I can get paid!

I have posted the above picture of Evangaline Lilly (Lost) just because I wanted to. I think she is gorgeous looking woman with vixen qualities.

Why try to fix something that isn’t broken…

Usually politicians tread very carefully so they don’t offend voters. Here in Australia you’ve got to love our politicians for calling it the way they see it. Believe me when I say it is about bloody time Australian politicians fell in line with my way of thinking.

In my blog the other day I wrote about a situation in the UK and stated that if newly arrived immigrants (from any country) didn’t like their new way of life, they should go back where they came from. Why try to change something that doesn’t need changing, or fix something that isn’t broken!

The Federal Treasurer of Australia (and hopeful of one day becoming Australia’s Prime Minister), Peter Costello, in a hard-hitting speech last evening to the Sydney Institute, lashed out at "mushy misguided multiculturalism," warning that Australian values are "not optional", that migrants who do not share them should be stripped of their citizenship and put on a plane out of the country.

In his strongest comments on this issue yet, Coshy went on to say migrants should be forced to honour their pledge of allegiance to Australia and anyone refusing to acknowledge the “rule of law, stabs at the heart of the Australian compact.”

"Those who are outside this compact threaten the rights and liberties of others. They should be refused citizenship if they apply for it. Where they have it they should be stripped of it if they are dual citizens and have some other country that recognises them as citizens."

Singling out the Muslim community, Coshy said the citizenship pledge should be "a big flashing warning sign" to those wanting to live under sharia law.

Throwing a little more kindling on the fire Coshy went on to say, "Before entering a mosque visitors are asked to take off their shoes. This is a sign of respect. If you have a strong objection to walking in your socks (then) don't enter the mosque." He went on to say, "Before becoming an Australian you will be asked to subscribe to certain values. If you have strong objection to those values don't come to Australia."

Pete added his personal feelings that people will not respect citizenship that explains itself on the basis of "mushy multiculturalism".

Pete is only following his fearless leader, Prime Minister “Wheatbag” Johnny’s claim earlier in the week that a fragment of the Islamic community is "utterly antagonistic to our kind of society". Last week Liberal backbencher Danna Vale said that Australia could become a Muslim nation within 50 years because "we are aborting ourselves almost out of existence. We are more likely to engender respect by emphasising the expectation and the obligations that the great privilege of citizenship brings."

After attending an Australia Day Citizenship ceremony at Stonnington Town Hall, in his electorate of Higgins, Coshy said after listening to a fellow MP who stated, “becoming an Australian did not mean giving up one's culture or language or religion, and it certainly did not mean giving up the love of their country of birth. Coshy also noted, "The longer he went on about how important it was not to give up anything to become an Australian, the more it seemed to me that, in his view, becoming an Australian didn't seem to mean very much at all, other than getting a new passport." I still cannot believe I now have the two most important politicians in Australia supporting my point of view.

My interpretation of this speech is, if you don’t like where you are then f…off.


Up for crucifixion…

Silly Silvio seems to have forgotten the last man who called himself the Messiah was hung from a cross.

At a dinner party for his supporters, Italian Prime Minister Silvio Belusconi has stated, quite unequivocally and unreservedly, "I am the Jesus Christ of politics! I am a patient victim. I put up with everyone. I sacrifice myself for everyone!"

It is comments like these that would prompt immediate reaction and open scorn of his political opponents, even raise eyebrows of his coalition partners. On Friday, Silly Silvio compared himself to Napoleon, saying only the French emperor had done more for his country. Next week’s comparison is Ghandi, followed by Kermit the Frog.

Romano Prodi, Silly Silvio’s main contender at the next election, had better get a move on and get someone he can compare himself to if he hopes to defeat Berlusconi in the April 9-10 general elections.


Of course you realise, size really does matter...

Although mobile phones are getting smaller and smaller and more technologically advanced with lots more added gizmos, I want you to imagine sitting for three hours watching King Kong on a very small screen with 5th rate sound.

Why telecommunication providers think everyone wants movies, film clips, television broadcasts, delivered to our miniscule (in comparison) hand held sets, when you can have surround sound blasting out of your home entertainment system, watching a big-screen television, sitting back, relaxing, enjoying your favourite brew, is beyond my reasoning.

Even though our portable phones are equipped with cameras, photographic results are usually sub-standard and when enlarged look washed out and grainy. (Great if you are taking a picture of an ugly person.)

To many users a mobile phone is just that, a mobile technologically advanced way of communicating, either through speech or text. Manufacturers have included other available electronically transfer function’s on most phones, but here in Australia, using these added functions can be very expensive.

In the Land of Oz, the mobile public is quickly taking over fixed line subscriptions to home and business. Of course ADSL is also making its mark on fixed line rentals as there is no need to have more than one line for computers and telephones.

With over 50% of Americans using mobile phones as their main form of communication Australia is lagging behind at a little over 24% but looking to gain on the U.S. figures in the next ten years.

Australian telecommunication providers need to stop being so greed and make using mobile phones more afforable.

Thinking back twenty years, how did we exist without owning a mobile phone?


And the Morales to this story is...

Michael Morales, convicted rapist-murderer, was a little more than pleased when his scheduled execution at San Quentin Prison was postponed at the last hour. He was sitting in his cell with his attorney David Senior when news of the postponement came through, capping a dramatic legal battle against the use of the drugs used in executions.

Prison officials couldn’t fine a doctor or anaesthesiologist that would take a hand in killing a perfectly healthy human being. The doctors felt the procedures that were determined by the court, was forcing them into the role of executioner, in direct violation of their medical ethics.
This dramatic event means Morales execution will, more than likely, be put off until early May while a federal court in San Jose conducts a formal evidentiary hearing on the constitutionality of the state's execution procedures. Although the U.S. Supreme Court has never found any method of execution unconstitutional, a few experts have stated the controversy will probably prompt a re-examination of how executions are conducted not only in California but also across America.

A spokesman for the Warden of San Quentin Penitentiary said he was not certain of how being involved in an execution presents itself to an individual who would potentially be putting their license in jeopardy.

I think the Warden should possibly look for another, smarter, spokesperson.


More port George W?

George W certainly wants nothing to do with Arabs running major ports in his country. His is even willing to go against his own party’s vote and veto anything that comes across his executive desk that would allow a state-owned (United Arab Emirates) Arab company from operating and managing ports in New York; Newark, New Jersey; Philadelphia, Pennsylvania; Baltimore, Maryland; Miami, Florida; and New Orleans, Louisiana; the six largest seaport in the United States.

George W caused a furore by being blunt, stating there would be severe national security concerns if Arabs were allowed to run port facilities, no matter what (Arab) country it was from. (The business in question is Dubai Ports World, a business owned by the United Arab Emirates.)

The president was noncommittal when asked if he would agree to let administration officials brief Congress on the proposed agreement, also saying the Arab company's record was "clear for everybody to see."

In his Texan drawl George W told reporters, “Lawmakers ought to listen to what I have to say about this, they ought to look at the facts and understand the consequences of what they're going to do. But if they pass a law, I'll deal with it, with a veto."

Now here is a leader with an open mind!


Naughty bits for all too see…

US District Court Judge Howard Matz judge said that based on evidence submitted at a preliminary injunction hearing, Google could not be held responsible when viewers click on the images and are directed to third-party sites that contain full-size nude images, allegedly stolen from website Perfect 10's, but the image search service run by Google does infringe on the copyrights of the adult entertainment company by displaying small versions of its images in search results.

On 17 February Judge Matz ordered both sides in the case to draft a narrow preliminary injunction that would respect Perfect 10's copyrights but not curtail Google's broader right to catalogue and display images found on the internet.

A trial in the case has not been scheduled. Google said it would appeal any injunction ordered by the court.


Don’t put in on the net if you don’t want it to be seen…

You would think if anyone should know better, Microsoft, the world's largest software maker, would.

According to the Microsoft, Windows much anticipated new operating system Microsoft Vista, information was prematurely posted on one of their websites. Information disclosed a plan to release eight different editions of the new operating system on a company help page that was under development. Microsoft has since taken down the website and declined to confirm or deny the information, saying it will offer more details about the MicrosoftVista launch, targeted for sometime in the second half of 2006.

A five-year intermission between the upcoming Microsoft Vista launch and the current Windows XP marks the longest-ever break between upgrades for Microsoft's flagship product and the company's largest cash cow.

According to the brief website posting Microsoft plans to offer six primary editions of Microsoft Vista and an additional two variations for Europe that do not include Microsoft Windows Media Player. This helps Microsoft to comply with the European Union's past anti-trust rulings.

Included in those listed offerings was Microsoft Windows Starter 2007, a stripped-down version for emerging markets to offer an alternative for pirated software. There was also a basic and premium edition for the home as well as versions for both businesses and large corporations, according to the reports.

The website also listed a high-end product named Windows Vista Ultimate that targets gamers and heavy multimedia users, reports said.

Microsoft itself has not made any official statements about the different versions of Windows Vista it plans to offer.


Thanks for being with me today. My direct contact is albert.leslie@gmail.com
Don't forget to click on my advertisements so I can get paid!

I have posted the above picture of Evangaline Lilly (Lost) just because I wanted to. I think she is gorgeous looking woman with vixen qualities.

Why try to fix something that isn’t broken…

Usually politicians tread very carefully so they don’t offend voters. Here in Australia you’ve got to love our politicians for calling it the way they see it. Believe me when I say it is about bloody time Australian politicians fell in line with my way of thinking.

In my blog the other day I wrote about a situation in the UK and stated that if newly arrived immigrants (from any country) didn’t like their new way of life, they should go back where they came from. Why try to change something that doesn’t need changing, or fix something that isn’t broken!

The Federal Treasurer of Australia (and hopeful of one day becoming Australia’s Prime Minister), Peter Costello, in a hard-hitting speech last evening to the Sydney Institute, lashed out at "mushy misguided multiculturalism," warning that Australian values are "not optional", that migrants who do not share them should be stripped of their citizenship and put on a plane out of the country.

In his strongest comments on this issue yet, Coshy went on to say migrants should be forced to honour their pledge of allegiance to Australia and anyone refusing to acknowledge the “rule of law, stabs at the heart of the Australian compact.”

"Those who are outside this compact threaten the rights and liberties of others. They should be refused citizenship if they apply for it. Where they have it they should be stripped of it if they are dual citizens and have some other country that recognises them as citizens."

Singling out the Muslim community, Coshy said the citizenship pledge should be "a big flashing warning sign" to those wanting to live under sharia law.

Throwing a little more kindling on the fire Coshy went on to say, "Before entering a mosque visitors are asked to take off their shoes. This is a sign of respect. If you have a strong objection to walking in your socks (then) don't enter the mosque." He went on to say, "Before becoming an Australian you will be asked to subscribe to certain values. If you have strong objection to those values don't come to Australia."

Pete added his personal feelings that people will not respect citizenship that explains itself on the basis of "mushy multiculturalism".

Pete is only following his fearless leader, Prime Minister “Wheatbag” Johnny’s claim earlier in the week that a fragment of the Islamic community is "utterly antagonistic to our kind of society". Last week Liberal backbencher Danna Vale said that Australia could become a Muslim nation within 50 years because "we are aborting ourselves almost out of existence. We are more likely to engender respect by emphasising the expectation and the obligations that the great privilege of citizenship brings."

After attending an Australia Day Citizenship ceremony at Stonnington Town Hall, in his electorate of Higgins, Coshy said after listening to a fellow MP who stated, “becoming an Australian did not mean giving up one's culture or language or religion, and it certainly did not mean giving up the love of their country of birth. Coshy also noted, "The longer he went on about how important it was not to give up anything to become an Australian, the more it seemed to me that, in his view, becoming an Australian didn't seem to mean very much at all, other than getting a new passport." I still cannot believe I now have the two most important politicians in Australia supporting my point of view.

My interpretation of this speech is, if you don’t like where you are then f…off.


Up for crucifixion…

Silly Silvio seems to have forgotten the last man who called himself the Messiah was hung from a cross.

At a dinner party for his supporters, Italian Prime Minister Silvio Belusconi has stated, quite unequivocally and unreservedly, "I am the Jesus Christ of politics! I am a patient victim. I put up with everyone. I sacrifice myself for everyone!"

It is comments like these that would prompt immediate reaction and open scorn of his political opponents, even raise eyebrows of his coalition partners. On Friday, Silly Silvio compared himself to Napoleon, saying only the French emperor had done more for his country. Next week’s comparison is Ghandi, followed by Kermit the Frog.

Romano Prodi, Silly Silvio’s main contender at the next election, had better get a move on and get someone he can compare himself to if he hopes to defeat Berlusconi in the April 9-10 general elections.


Of course you realise, size really does matter...

Although mobile phones are getting smaller and smaller and more technologically advanced with lots more added gizmos, I want you to imagine sitting for three hours watching King Kong on a very small screen with 5th rate sound.

Why telecommunication providers think everyone wants movies, film clips, television broadcasts, delivered to our miniscule (in comparison) hand held sets, when you can have surround sound blasting out of your home entertainment system, watching a big-screen television, sitting back, relaxing, enjoying your favourite brew, is beyond my reasoning.

Even though our portable phones are equipped with cameras, photographic results are usually sub-standard and when enlarged look washed out and grainy. (Great if you are taking a picture of an ugly person.)

To many users a mobile phone is just that, a mobile technologically advanced way of communicating, either through speech or text. Manufacturers have included other available electronically transfer function’s on most phones, but here in Australia, using these added functions can be very expensive.

In the Land of Oz, the mobile public is quickly taking over fixed line subscriptions to home and business. Of course ADSL is also making its mark on fixed line rentals as there is no need to have more than one line for computers and telephones.

With over 50% of Americans using mobile phones as their main form of communication Australia is lagging behind at a little over 24% but looking to gain on the U.S. figures in the next ten years.

Australian telecommunication providers need to stop being so greed and make using mobile phones more afforable.

Thinking back twenty years, how did we exist without owning a mobile phone?


And the Morales to this story is...

Michael Morales, convicted rapist-murderer, was a little more than pleased when his scheduled execution at San Quentin Prison was postponed at the last hour. He was sitting in his cell with his attorney David Senior when news of the postponement came through, capping a dramatic legal battle against the use of the drugs used in executions.

Prison officials couldn’t fine a doctor or anaesthesiologist that would take a hand in killing a perfectly healthy human being. The doctors felt the procedures that were determined by the court, was forcing them into the role of executioner, in direct violation of their medical ethics.
This dramatic event means Morales execution will, more than likely, be put off until early May while a federal court in San Jose conducts a formal evidentiary hearing on the constitutionality of the state's execution procedures. Although the U.S. Supreme Court has never found any method of execution unconstitutional, a few experts have stated the controversy will probably prompt a re-examination of how executions are conducted not only in California but also across America.

A spokesman for the Warden of San Quentin Penitentiary said he was not certain of how being involved in an execution presents itself to an individual who would potentially be putting their license in jeopardy.

I think the Warden should possibly look for another, smarter, spokesperson.


More port George W?

George W certainly wants nothing to do with Arabs running major ports in his country. His is even willing to go against his own party’s vote and veto anything that comes across his executive desk that would allow a state-owned (United Arab Emirates) Arab company from operating and managing ports in New York; Newark, New Jersey; Philadelphia, Pennsylvania; Baltimore, Maryland; Miami, Florida; and New Orleans, Louisiana; the six largest seaport in the United States.

George W caused a furore by being blunt, stating there would be severe national security concerns if Arabs were allowed to run port facilities, no matter what (Arab) country it was from. (The business in question is Dubai Ports World, a business owned by the United Arab Emirates.)

The president was noncommittal when asked if he would agree to let administration officials brief Congress on the proposed agreement, also saying the Arab company's record was "clear for everybody to see."

In his Texan drawl George W told reporters, “Lawmakers ought to listen to what I have to say about this, they ought to look at the facts and understand the consequences of what they're going to do. But if they pass a law, I'll deal with it, with a veto."

Now here is a leader with an open mind!


Naughty bits for all too see…

US District Court Judge Howard Matz judge said that based on evidence submitted at a preliminary injunction hearing, Google could not be held responsible when viewers click on the images and are directed to third-party sites that contain full-size nude images, allegedly stolen from website Perfect 10's, but the image search service run by Google does infringe on the copyrights of the adult entertainment company by displaying small versions of its images in search results.

On 17 February Judge Matz ordered both sides in the case to draft a narrow preliminary injunction that would respect Perfect 10's copyrights but not curtail Google's broader right to catalogue and display images found on the internet.

A trial in the case has not been scheduled. Google said it would appeal any injunction ordered by the court.


Don’t put in on the net if you don’t want it to be seen…

You would think if anyone should know better, Microsoft, the world's largest software maker, would.

According to the Microsoft, Windows much anticipated new operating system Microsoft Vista, information was prematurely posted on one of their websites. Information disclosed a plan to release eight different editions of the new operating system on a company help page that was under development. Microsoft has since taken down the website and declined to confirm or deny the information, saying it will offer more details about the MicrosoftVista launch, targeted for sometime in the second half of 2006.

A five-year intermission between the upcoming Microsoft Vista launch and the current Windows XP marks the longest-ever break between upgrades for Microsoft's flagship product and the company's largest cash cow.

According to the brief website posting Microsoft plans to offer six primary editions of Microsoft Vista and an additional two variations for Europe that do not include Microsoft Windows Media Player. This helps Microsoft to comply with the European Union's past anti-trust rulings.

Included in those listed offerings was Microsoft Windows Starter 2007, a stripped-down version for emerging markets to offer an alternative for pirated software. There was also a basic and premium edition for the home as well as versions for both businesses and large corporations, according to the reports.

The website also listed a high-end product named Windows Vista Ultimate that targets gamers and heavy multimedia users, reports said.

Microsoft itself has not made any official statements about the different versions of Windows Vista it plans to offer.

Tuesday, February 21, 2006

United we aren’t…
I have been asking myself why Qantas is so selfish and stingy, not allowing Singapore Airlines to fly the Sydney - Los Angeles - Sydney route. The “Wheatbag” Johnny government yesterday said “No!” to the proposal because they want Qantas to maintain high, uncompetitive, unaffordable fares to and fro the U.S. (North America).

The Australia government is obviously scared the prices on this most lucrative route will drop to an “affordable” passenger level. Singapore Airlines management has vowed to keep up the decade-long fight to get an open skies agreement with Qantas, as well as amend parts of the Qantas Sale Act that would allow Qantas to become 100 per cent foreign-owned.

I have my doubts...
Sometime around July, another 200 of our young, professional soldiers are to be sent to Afghanistan, supposedly to help in reconstruction efforts as part of a provincial reconstruction team (PRT), aiding the Dutch contingent.

If I have my arithmetic figures correct that means we have around 500 troops in support roles in Afghanistan. All this in an effort to get rid of the Taliban.

Question: If coalition forces capture, kill and disband the Taliban in Afghanistan (hopefully!) does that mean all our boys and girls in uniform get to come home?

Answer: Of course not! “Wheatbag” Johnny would, of course, find another excuse for keeping them there. What are you, STUPID?

Home Sweet Home…
Jennifer Aniston will is to assume “sole ownership” of a $29 U.S. million Beverly Hills mansion in a $60 U.S. million settlement of divorce from Brad Pitt and retain a small percentage of Plan B Productions, a film company started by Brad and Jen in happier days, that has actually made some fairly good films, including Tim Burton's Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

For more information on what is happening in Tinsel-Town go to http://www. IMDB.com, one of America’s best on-line sources for Hollywood information.

Microsoft puts Chinese Yuan above freedom of expression…
Last summer (northern hemisphere) a blogger named Anti (real name Zhao Jing) moved his blog site to Microsoft's popular MSN. Some people worried the Chinese government would block the entire service as the censors had blacklisted the last site where the young journalist had posted his spirited political essays and seemed unwilling to tone down his writing at his new blog site.

Zhao Jing actually predicted that Microsoft would sell him out to the Chinese authorities and delete his blog rather than risk being blocked from computer screens across China, and he was right.

“Four and a half months after he began posting essays challenging the Communist Party's taboo against discussing politics, Zhao published an item protesting the purge of a popular newspaper's top editors. Officials called Microsoft to complain, and Microsoft quickly erased his blog.” according to the Washington Post.

Bloggers around the world were outraged, some congressional members vowed to take a closer look at how American firms help the government of China censor internet privileges.

Okay, so some people are beating their drums very loudly, but really, what good will making all that noise do to influence a Dictatorial Communistic regime to change its tune?

Some trivia for you - 1 Chinese Yuan = $0.124264 U.S. dollars (approximately)

Hey, here’s a thought…

The newly elected Hamas Government in Palestine has virtually been cut off financially from the rest of the world, the exception being some Islamic states.

My thought is, since Iran can afford to buy nuclear technology and has the money to continue fission research, why not let the Iranian government finance the Hamas led government of Palestine.

The western world, including Israel, certainly doesn’t want anything to do with this terrorist based organisation. Why not let them stew in their own cesspool of violence and hatred and let’s see if they are happy without western technology.

Some of the western products and technology Hamas currently enjoy are: Motor vehicles, televisions, radios, just to name a few. How would they survive without them? People never really appreciate what they have until it is removed.

Our Kylie is leaving the nest to form one of her own…Have you heard, Oz’s own Kyle’s is (reportedly) planning to get hitched to her French actor boyfriend Olivier Martinez on French Island (located just off the coast of Melbourne) in Australia, sometime in April.

Australian rag New Idea magazine has apparently heard form Ollie’s mum about the forthcoming wedding of 37 year old Kylie and 40 year old Ollie. She says Ollie has promised to fly them over to Aussie-land for the happy event.

Kyle’s mum and dad own a property on French Island.

After suffering from breast cancer Minogue is on the road to recovery and is also speaking with her manager about resuming her interrupted world tour sometime next year.

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Monday, February 20, 2006

America’s freedoms and democracy are haemorrhaging away…
Perhaps the voters at the next Presidential election will take a closer look at the values, beliefs and their vision for the future of the United States, before they cast their vote.
America is on a collision course with many nations mainly because of the conservatism of the American press. U.S. citizens are kept in the dark about how their country is viewed by the rest of the world and the sad reality is, Americans believe that everyone else in the world likes them and believes in their American foreign policy.

I’ve got to tell you hear and now, loud and clear, “America is considered by many countries as a dangerous country, a country trying to put their values and beliefs on the rest of the world. Believe me when I tell you, not everyone else wants what you have. Democracy is good only for those countries and their people that want it.”

Remember to the early missionaries that tried to shove their religion down the barbarian’s and natives throats? The only thing that went down their throats was the missionaries themselves. If people want change they will ask for it, they will seek it through protest and their own intellect. A lesson learned but forgotten!

In America you have a President who figures himself above the law, who in the last couple of days has stifled a Congressional investigation on some of his “spying” activities, a man who won’t listen to reason and is content spilling the blood of American youth on Iraqi and Afghanistan soil.

We all hate to be defined, too be figured out, but I must tell you that I think George W is a megalomaniac, with the same frame of mind as that of megalomaniacs before him. I even think George W will make a last ditch effort to remain in the White House at the end of his second term by declaring war on some country in the Middle East, perhaps his latest target, Iran.

As scary as it sounds, when the United States is engaged in war the president holding office can remain as president until that war is ended, if he so chooses. We all know that George W would have no hesitation on declaring war on Syria, North Korea or Iran if given the slightest chance.

He has so much as said so!

On a lighter note ♪…
Remember that dreadful MTV reality show Newlyweds: Nick & Jessica?
Nick Lachey was a member of the boy band 98 Degrees when he first met Jessica Simpson and was making a pretty fair quid for himself. After 3 years of marriage to this blonde bombshell (they wed in October 2002), a petition for divorce, citing “irreconcilable differences” was filed with the courts on 16 December 2005.
Nicky-boy is asking for the jewellery he gave Jessica to be returned, as well as other personal effects and a substantial “spousal support” as Jess now makes bundles more than him and wants the court to declare his earnings and accumulations from and after the date of separation from the other, to be determined assets.
I think after having (probably) some of the greatest sex for over three years with Jessica Simpson is enough payment for any one man. But get this, the couple never signed a prenuptial agreement they got married.
25-year-old singer-actress Jessica Simpson reportedly earned more than $40.63 US million last year, including earnings from her big-screen debut playing Daisy Duke in The Dukes of Hazzard movie.

Nick, think about it, aren't you being just a little bit greedy?

Wheatbag Johnny stands by his Muslim comment…
I really don’t want to plagiarise this about what our Prime Minister has stated about Muslim immigrants and how they treat their Muslim women so if you would be kind enough to go to: http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2006/02/20/1140283978611.html

Mr. Howard said today it was his "right and duty" to express his thoughts.


Here’s a bit of a turn around…
Despicable Osama has been busy again in front of his camcorder, making accusations of US Forces committing "barbaric acts" in Iraq, comparable to those committed by Saddam Hussein when he was in power, according to an audio tape first broadcast on al-Jazeera television in January and posted on the internet in full today.

Despicable Osama says, "The (US) criminality has gone as far as raping women and holding them hostage before their husbands ... as for the torture of men it has now come to the use of burning chemical acids and electric drills in their joints," he said in the tape posted with an English-language voice over. (Hey, come on, give the guy a break, his command of the English language isn’t all that hot.) Despicable went on to say, “Despite all these barbaric methods, the mujahideen are strengthening and increasing by the grace of Allah."

Despicable went on to say, "Recently it has surfaced in documents that the butcher of freedom in the world had resolved to bomb the head offices of Al Jazeera satellite channel in Qatar after he had bombed its offices in Kabul and Baghdad although it, as it stands, is the instrument of your (Americans) servants there (in Qatar)."

I’m pretty sure Despicable was referring to George W as the “butcher of freedom”, but you know what, this could be the only comment he has made that makes any sense.

For he’s a jolly good...person?
Ten years in the top job in Australia. Onya Wheatbag Johnny!

Oh, our PM has been known by many playful names, but retains his sense of humour all the same. What’s this, you don’t believe ol’ Wheatbag has a giggle every once in a while?

Remember the Children Overboard affair and how we were misled; what about our fearless leader who used over $4 Aust million taxpayers money to pay outstanding entitlements to employees of a failed company of which a sibling of his just happened to be the chairman; for the man who revised downwards a set of ministerial proprieties because he didn’t want to offend a mate by sacking him?

What about the man who lives in George W’s right hand pocket, who sent our troops into battle in Afghanistan and Iraq on a set of rumours of weapons of mass destruction that turned out to be false but to this day are still considered an option for keeping our troops in harms way.

It’s funny, you know, a lot of us Australians don’t like Little Johnny, but here he is, still in the top job 10 years on. What keeps him there is simple; his dogged persistence, his economic credentials, his political cleverness and his powerful instinct for survival.

How the man keeps our respect, I have no idea!

Saturday, February 18, 2006

The un-funny side of cartoons…
The Badger Herald of the University of Wisconsin has stated they believe that there is an endangerment of free speech, given the general prudishness of the American press.
State Universities including Wisconsin, Harvard, Northern Illinois, and Illinois State have republished some of the cartoons of the prophet Mohammad, saying the painful clash of two seemingly values so often embraced in university environments, namely “freedom of speech” and “sensitivity to other cultures”. Right now the two are being given a “rough ride” against each other.

Reviewing, then speaking out against the publication of cartoons in the student paper of the University of Illinios, which are already causing riots, destruction and death, Richard Herman, the Chancellor of the University of Illinois said, “I believe that the Daily Illini's (D.I. Newspaper) could have engaged its readers in legitimate debate about the issues surrounding the cartoons' publication in Denmark without publishing them.” He went on to say, “It is possible, for instance, to editorialize about pornography without publishing pornographic pictures." (Where the hell is the fun in that?)

Illinois Uni-student, 18 year old Cody Kay asks, "What happened to freedom of speech? If we start saying we can't look at things, what's next, our books?"

American, you're scaring me more each day...
As reported in the New York Times (17 February) the Bush administration presses on with an aggressive campaign against leaks of sensitive information, with some Congressional Republicans joining Democrats, giving support to government employees, who say they have been punished for disclosing sensitive information on reported abuses, some claiming they were threatened and intimidated and told their lives would be ruined, all because they wanted to tell the truth.

There seems to the foul smell of Nazism, or is it Communism, in the Washington air. Has the American government become dictatorial and how far will they go to suppress what is actually happening at Guantanamo, Abu Ghraib and unlawful spying on Americans? Will there be courts of inquisitions set up with mysterious disappearances? (I think that is already happening!)

The real problem is that Americans are so used to being pushed around by their government they can’t see the forest for the trees. When you tell them to open their eyes and take a good look around they give you a dumbfounded look and ask, “At what?”

Luckily there are some Republicans siding with Democrats supporting “whistle blowers” saying it is absolutely essential we have a system that allows people to speak out (freely), without fear of retribution, especially in the realm of national security.

I, for one, will be glad to see the end of the Bush Administration. To me, the good old days are long gone, freedoms we once took for granted as our God given right, no longer exist. America is on the long slide downhill and I can’t see a remedy to slow its progress towards destruction. It used to be the majority of world nations feared communism, now they loath what they see as American Imperialism.

Avision into the future…
Michel de Nostrodomus predicted a third and final Great War, a war that would destroy the majority of mankind, declaring the end of the world, as we know it, would start in the Middle East.

Right now it looks as though Nostrodomus predictions are right on track; sad really, that the end of man will be brought about by different beliefs of religion.

Remote control bank robbery…
When you don’t want to do a particular job you get someone else to do it for you. In Maryland, U.S.A., professional bank robbers are kidnapping youths, some as young as 14, from the streets and buses of Bethesda and coercing, using threats of violence against family and friends, then forcing them to go into the banks and demand money from the tellers whilst the real culprit hides outside, out of range of security cameras.

This has happened at least three times in the last month.

Alibi’s on tap if you need one…
If you are having an affair and need an air-tight, cast-iron alibi, FakeAlibi.co.uk is the place to go. The home page states unequivocally, “Stop juggling your balls.” It goes on to say they are the only website that gives you assistance, in whatever you are doing.

These people at FakeAlibi really do go overboard, posting you an invitation to a fake conference or seminar and/or training weekend, along with a false hotel booking confirmation. They will even supply a telephone number, which, if rung by the inquisitive significant other, will be answered by an agent pretending to be a hotel receptionist or seminar organiser.

By the way, a similar website in America, AlibiNetwork.com, will even send a certificate of completion of whichever course you're supposed to have been on to your home afterwards, plus a class photo with you in it.

Cheaters and adulterers with a good imagination may concoct their own alibi, for which FakeAlibi.co.uk are more than happy to supply the corroborative fake documentation. Others prefer to put themselves unreservedly in FakeAlibi's capable hands and let them dream up some 'cock and bull' story.

Rob Leonard, head liar and marketing guru of FakeAlibi.co.uk claims it’s mainly the male clients that leave details of the sought after alibi to their website workers, whereas female clientele, who actually comprise 50% of the sites customers are a lot more hands-on. "By and large the women are far more devious than the men," he stated. "They've usually got their alibi worked out, right down to the last detail."

And all this lying at a good price, £49.99 U.K. pounds. FakeAlibi is boasting a client base of more than 21,000 satisfied customers, the incorrigibles among them paying a fixed monthly retainer.

There are only four full-time managers with alibi’s coming in from an estimated 600 people on retainers (operatives) from around the world, most of whom have day jobs. Let me give you an example of how effective this service is: FakeAlibi.co.uk was contacted by an Asian woman who had been forced into an arranged marriage in London. She wanted to see her former boyfriend in France. We set things up so that the client would tell her husband she was going to Belgium for a couple of days with a friend. We faxed a hotel booking confirmation from Belgium that included a number of the fictional hotel that the husband could ring. This was a pay-as-you-go mobile number obtained by one of our French agents, who nipped across the border to purchase the Sim card in Belgium. The husband didn't ring, but the back-up was there just in case." This alibi cost around her £350.

“The people who come to us are already having affairs. People having affairs are often not doing so because they want to destroy everything, but for many other reasons. By helping to conceal the affair, we are actually assisting the stability of family life."

This is a job I prefer to domyself…
How would you like a job where you get to have sectioned sex? Sounds almost too good too be true!

In Virginia, Spotsylvania County Sheriff Howard D. Smith said yesterday that he has suspended the practice of allowing detectives to receive sexual services during prostitution investigations, a technique that brought the quiet Virginia hamlet attention by the journalistic press of America, indeed the press of the world.

Howie says, "As Sheriff, I understand the feelings and concerns the citizens of this county have expressed, and I empathize with those feelings."

To crack down on prostitution in county massage parlours, detectives visited Moon Spa three times in January. Because the masseuses (alleged prostitutes) had such poor command of the English language, it would have been nearly impossible to prove a case if sex hadn’t taken place. In Virginia the offer of sex for money and touching are legal , you need more than that to make a case. County peace-keepers, on at least four different occasions paid for massages, baths and sexual acts, according to court documents.

But get this, on one occasion; the Sheriff Deputies actually left a $350 U.S. dollar tip.

How is a prosecutor supposed to prove a case against the massage parlour madam and its owners if the police officer arrests the hooker before the marked money paid to her for sex can move into the madam's hands?

Love it or leave it, that seems a fair choice…
The Muslims in Briton want to form their own state. What a load of rubbish! If the Muslims want to live in an Islamic State then they should go back where they came from or back to their ancestral lands. But No! These people are in the UK because life is so much better than in their homeland (wherever that might be), jobs pay more money, housing and benefits are better, and yet they aren’t happy.

So I will state it once again, loud and clear, “If you aren’t happy living in the UK, go back to where you bloody well came from!”

Hey, we have the same problem here in Australia; people from other countries who refuse to assimilate into our society, couldn’t be bothered to learn our language and contribute nothing to the Aussie way of life. Why did we even bother to let them in!

“Look! I like just about everybody, and contrary to some of the of-the-wall comments that I write, here in Australia we generally have a multi-national society who work, live and get on with one another quite well. It is just those nog-heads that come here (from lots of various countries) and want to change our way of living, trying to inflict their old way of life on us.”

The Georgie and Dickie show…
It appears no criminal charges will be levelled at Americas Vice President, over the accidental shooting of his hunting partner, Texas Lawyer, 78 year old Harry Whittington. Even though Dick admitted pulling the trigger, gunning down his close friend, the Kennedy County Sheriff’s Department investigating officers said no charges are warranted.

Dick claims he will never get over seeing his friend shot and falling to the ground. Onya Dickie boy, but what about the teenage soldiers fighting in Afghanistan and Iraq that sees these scenes everyday of his combat life!

George W has said he believes the account given by the VP, but declined an invitation to go duck hunting with Dick next time he goes unless he lets their secret services guys do the shooting.