Looking at Lindsay’s girly bits, seems everyone else is…….

It has been said that 19 year old Lindsay Lohan’s vagina is like a wild ride on a Hollywoods rollercoaster, , almost everyone has had a ride. Currently dating Olympic gold medallist Shaun White, Lindsay has been linked to Jared Leto, Benecia Del Toro, Ryan Adams and Leonardo DiCaprio, Colin Farrell, Joaquin Phoenix, Jude Law, Wilmer Valderrama as well as a host of others in the last two months. She allegedly had a tryst in the back seat of a SUV with Match Point star Johnathan Rhys Meyers.

Does this little lady sound like she is man-hungry and just constantly on heat or is copping a beating because she has so many male friends. Rumour has it men aren’t the only item on her menu, she is known to like the taste of women too.

Ms Lohan is certainly tabloid fodder having recently been spotted pole dancing in Florida strip clubs, walking around Miami in her underwear and playing kissy-kissy at Bungalow 8, a premier New York nightclub.

One of my favourite blogs http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com wrote “For those of you who don't know who Shaun White is, he looks like the little sister of the red-headed kid from Harry Potter with an acne problem. This is all the proof you need to know that the government will soon assemble a team of scientists and mercenaries to locate and destroy Lindsay before she manages to find a mate and breed.“

The site also wrote, “It's taking all comers (apparently so is Lindsay). So when the robots come for her please realize that although she may be gone, the threat is still there.”