Skinny Nic still gets my old fellas attention.

A lot of people are very concerned about Nicole Richie. Nicole seems to be getting thinner and thinner every time a camera shutters. Mind you there seems to be hundreds of celebs who are famous for little more that the size of their inheritance, the size of their fake plastic tits as well as the vapid crap they expound from their botoxed lips, that has nothing to do with their incredibly pea-sized brains. None have established their celebrity as big as Ms Richie, the daughter of some forgotten famous singers, who makes headlines simply eating in public.

For weeks, the the gossip rags have featured pictures after picture of Nicole and Paris Hilton's on-off pal and co-star of The Simple Life, gobbling hamburgers, scarfing sausages and mash and slurping ice-creams, in a manner suggesting someone is standing over her with a loaded gun or, as it is in these rare scenes of celebrity gluttony, a camera. Maybe she is just worried about the world running out of food and she wants her share, NOW!

Tabloid editors seem concerned with celebs who let themselve go down the path of undernourishment as their tits and arses shrivel to miniscule mounds, as well as "rotting teeth, anaemia, depression, heart disease, pancreatitis and hepatitis".

Remember Nicole, gluttony is one of the seven deadly sins. If it takes a camera poised over your head to get you to eat and remain looking hot, I'll volenteer myself to take a few snaps.

It's lovely and nice that tabloid editors show such concern, even if it is only to sell more magazines, but turn back the clock of time when New Woman printing a expose on "fat and depressed" Jessica Simpson who turned to comfort food after splitting up with husband Nick Lachey.

Jess was shown in photos with her ribcage poking against her skin last year.then recently, posting a new photo with her wearing a loose t-shirt, munching on a chocolate bar and looking far from emaciated.

A trashy triumph of mixed messages, I think so!