Thursday, March 02, 2006

One could be forgiven for thinking Jessica Alba is a prude.

Has Jessica Alba taken her puppies for a walk…

Hef must be in a huff, as this week he was threatened, by 25-year old numero uno sexy girl-goddess starlet Jessica Alba, with a law suit. Jessie claims putting her photo on the cover of the latest issue makes Playboy’s readers think she might be featured inside with photos of her either topless or without her gear on, according to http://thesmokinggun.com

I must state here and now, yes, Please God, if you really do exist then let there be lots of Jessica for us to cast our eyes on.

Looking at the photo above, don't you think Jessie is being just a little over sensitive? Her lawyers are saying all this (free publicity) is causing her grief and “immeasurable harm”. Requesting Playboy stop circulation of the magazine and give her lots of money for its unauthorised use of her image promoting the 25 sexiest celebs in America.

Jessie’s latest film from Columbia Pictures Into the Blue supplied the photo to Playboy publishers. Evidentially the wank magazine initially offered to pay Alba to appear on the cover, but, the money must not have been good enough as their offer was rejected.

Hef was busy in the pool being surrounded by and playing with his hatch of beautiful bunnies and did not immediately return Jessie’s phone calls. I am pretty sure though, when the majority of blood returns to Hefs brain he will consider making amends.

Obviously Jessica has not heard the old tinsel-town adage, “There is no such thing as bad publicity.”

Get yer gear off Jess!

Lucifer incarnate…

Sad Saddam Hussein, a little upset today because some very bad men (in his eyes) came up with a execution order for 148 men and young boys, the first clear evidence presented at his trial that has been going on since early October 2005.

Saddam has actually admitted to ordering their execution, but maintains he did it legally as they conspired to assassinate their fearless leader.

Talk about a turnaround for a trial that had been widely dismissed as a farce, with the defendants and their lawyers alternately refusing to appear and delivering angry tirades in court. Finally a little credibility!

I don’t know why they just didn’t take him out back and shoot the bastard. Trying the arsehole in a court of law is a waste of time! Anyway, the new evidence, along with Saddam admitting his guilt, in a more orderly court atmosphere, also suggests the trial, which has previously come under strong criticism by Iraqi officials and human rights groups, may yet fulfil American hopes for a credible public forum on the crimes of Saddam’s rule.

Hopefully the court will quickly find him guilty, then, they can shoot the bastard! Posted by Picasa

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