Who's your Daddy...

Mr. "Ima Billionaire", Donald Trump, is a very sick puppy.

Can you believe he said he would date his 24-year-old daughter, Ivanka, if he weren’t her father. He later claimed he meant the remark as a joke.

When Daddy was asked how he would react if Ivanka, a former teen model, posed for Playboy, Daddy replied, “It would be really disappointing…" Then thinking a little more on the matter he said, "Not really, but it would depend on what’s inside the magazine,” adding “I don’t think Ivanka would do that, although she does have a very nice figure." It was then Daddy stated, "I’ve said if Ivanka weren’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her.”

Trump’s representative, Jim Dowd, told The Associated Press that Trump “was absolutely joking. He was making fun of himself for his tendency to date younger women,” Dowd said. “It’s a sense of humor that people don’t see (from Daddy Donald) all the time.”

With a face and figure like Ivanka has, I would be more than willing to buy the Hef's wank magazine to get a look at what the girl in her natural state (hubba-hubba). In the meantime Ivanka, better put a lock on that bedroom door.